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Geschrieben von Tappi am 05.12.2008 um 23:38:

Lustige Weihnachtsgedichte

Lasst uns mal zusammentragen

When the snow falls wunderbar
And the children happy are
When the Glatteis on the street
And we all a Glühwein need
Then you know es ist so weit:
She is here the Weihnachtszeit

Every Parkhaus ist besetzt
Weil die people fahren jetzt
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt
Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.
Shopping hirnverbrannte things
And the Christmasglocke rings.

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Hear the music, see the lights.
Merry Christmas allerseits.

Mother in the kitchen bakes
Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks
Daddy in the Nebenraum
Schmücks a riesen Weihnachtsbaum
He is hanging auf the balls,
then he from the Leiter falls.

Finally the Kinderlein
To the Zimmer kommen rein
And es sings the family
Scheuerlich:"Oh Christmas tree!"
And ein jeder in the house
Is packing die Geschenke aus.

Mama finds under the Tanne
Eine Brandnew Teflon-Pfanne
Papa gets a Schlips and Socken
Everybody does frohlocken.
President speaks on TV
All around is Harmonie

Bis mother in the kitchen runs
Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans
And so comes die Feuerwehr
With tatü, tata daher
And they bring a long, long Schlauch
And a long, long Leiter auch
And they Schrei: "Wasser marsch!"
Now is Chrismas in the... Eimer

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Geschrieben von RatzFatz am 05.12.2008 um 23:56:

 

Na da kenne ich auch noch eins

When the last Kalender-sheets
flattern through the Winter-streets
and Decemberwind is blowing,
then is everybody knowing
that it is not allzuweit:
she does come, the Weihnachtszeit.

All the Menschen, Leute, people
flippen out of ihrem Stübel
run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess
make Konsum and business.
Kaufen this and jenes Dings
and the churchturmglocke rings!

Manche holen sich a Tännchen.
When this brennt, they cry: 'Attention!'
Rufen for the Feuerwehr:
'Please come quick and rescue here!'
Goes the Tännchen up in Rauch
they are standing on the Schlauch.

In the kitchen of the house
mother makes the Christmasschmaus.
She is working, schufting, bakes,
hit is now her Yoghurtkeks.
And the Opa says as tester:
'We are killed bis zu Sylvester.

' Then he fills the last Glas Wein,
yes, this is the Christmastime.
Day by day does so vergang,
and the holy night does come.
You can think,you can remember,
this is immer in December.

Then the childrenlein are coming
candle-wachs is abwärts running
Bing of Crosby Christmas sings
while the Towerglocke rings
and the angles look so fine
Weil,this is the Weihnachtstime.

Baby-eyes are big and rund,
the family feels kerngesund,
when unterm Baum is hocking -
really nothing can them shocking.
They are happy,are so fine,
this happens in Christmastime.

The animals all in the house,
the Hund, the Katz, the bird, the mouse,
are turning round the Weihnachtstree
weil they find Kittekat and Schappi
in the Geschenkkarton von Pappi.

The family begins to sing
and wieder does a Glöckchen ring.
Zum Song vom grünen Tannenbaum
die Tränen rennen down and down -
bis the mother plötzlich flennt:
'Die Gans im Ofen ist verbrennt!'
because her nose is very fine
wie jedes Jahr zur Christmastime.